Bad Words

00:00:04 Subtitles by: JoeShmoe

00:04:20 a nationally recognized news service.

00:06:29 Absquatulate.

00:10:43 the woman I'm sitting next to...

00:13:33 Surely you're aware that your little stunt has landed...

00:16:36 - Bartender. - Yes?

00:20:07 Now we're jogging.

00:23:21 - I shouldn't. - Why not?

00:27:49 Ling says that when she grows up she'd like to be president of the United States...

00:30:58 G-A-N-T

00:33:52 I got a hold of your school records, Guy Trilby.

00:36:29 Closure's pretty nice too.

00:41:38 in return.

00:45:09 Buddy you're in bad shape.

00:48:50 [Pete]Welcome America to round 2 of the Golden Quill national spelling bee.

00:52:05 She made it this far though.

00:56:00 You're done.

00:59:48 You know when somebody you're sleeping with says they'd like to speak with you...

01:04:48 What's the problem?

01:08:26 Inchoate.

01:12:02 [Guy Narrating] With the humiliation part taken care of...

01:15:52 Same with you.

01:19:27 even though you tried to help him cheat...

01:25:22 Subtitles by JoeShmoe.