Bad Teacher

00:00:08 Bad Teacher

00:05:13 Alright then, when is his birthday? - Mom...

00:08:39 i mean.. They all wear condoms..then, they take the condoms with them, thats how paranoid they are

00:12:41 You were'nt at the orientation the other day.. Okay!

00:15:58 I'll be back

00:19:56 Holy shit! - Alright, let's do this.

00:24:35 And it's exactly what i told Elizabeth when she told me about this upcoming fake breasts job.

00:28:49 What do you want? - Is that marijuana?

00:31:46 Can I be honest with you? - Of course.

00:35:11 We should like.. Go have a drink.. Sometime.. Together.

00:38:24 Sweat shirt was my dad's. Thats all he left me.. When he left me

00:42:04 Wow, thank you guys for coming out What a turnout, right? Umm...

00:45:18 Good. Good okay..

00:48:21 And if she claims it's medicinal, I would demand to see a prescription.

00:51:44 Listen Carl, I know that you are a very busy man So, i'm just gonna get right down to it

00:55:22 I wanna fuck you baaside desk

00:58:52 "Learning is Fun-tastic"

01:03:00 So aweful

01:07:03 And 17.

01:10:04 Here is the deal man..I cannot keep sugar coating this for you. This girl is never gonna be interested in you.

01:13:26 And the superintendent.

01:17:34 Retest! Retest! Retest!

01:21:11 - Sign my yearbook. - Hold my ball sack

09:03:00 plus one night stay at our facility