Bad Santa
2003 · 92 MIN · IMDB 7.0 · 161,049 VOTES · DIR. Terry Zwigoff
Overview
You'd better watch out - Santa Claus Willie T. Soke is coming to town and he doesn't care if you've been naughty or nice. Wille's favorite holiday tradition is to fill his sacks with loot lifted from shopping malls across the country. But this year his plot gets derailed by a wisecracking store detective, a sexy bartender, and a kid who's convinced Willie is the real Santa Claus.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,530 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:01:27 Hey, can I get another drink down here?
00:04:57 You got anything in there?
00:10:35 Put the drink down right now.
00:17:32 Bob Chipeska. Welcome.
00:20:46 I don't give a shit what you want.
00:24:07 Jingle bells, jingle bells
00:27:35 Elf fucker!
00:30:40 Are you spry?
00:33:49 Wait. Wait. No, no.
00:37:35 Last time I didn't shit right for a week.
00:40:11 Should I fix you some sandwiches?
00:44:06 That's fucking great.
00:48:12 We insert a candle in the middle, light it
00:53:07 You need a Band-Aid or something?
00:57:21 Nobody messed with it. It looks fine.
01:01:09 Open the ropes there, Marcus.
01:03:51 You're too pathetic for words.
01:07:38 I want you to take this letter.
01:10:59 Oh, shit.
01:15:17 you didn't bring me any presents.
01:21:19 I gotta go to the mall and talk to somebody.
01:28:02 I didn't even know he was sick.
01:33:35 so they set it up with Mrs. Santa's sister
111:00:00 in one night.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,530
Dialogue density16.6 lines / min
First line00:01:27
Final line111:00:00
Production Record
DirectorTerry Zwigoff
LanguageEnglish
Budget$23,000,000
Revenue$76,500,000
IMDb votes161,049