Bad Santa
2003 · 92 MIN · IMDB 7.0 · 161,049 VOTES · DIR. Terry Zwigoff
Overview
You'd better watch out - Santa Claus Willie T. Soke is coming to town and he doesn't care if you've been naughty or nice. Wille's favorite holiday tradition is to fill his sacks with loot lifted from shopping malls across the country. But this year his plot gets derailed by a wisecracking store detective, a sexy bartender, and a kid who's convinced Willie is the real Santa Claus.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,530 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:01:27 Hey, can I get another drink down here?
00:04:53 What the hell's wrong with you? I'm trying to fucking leave.
00:09:54 I'm already on the wagon.
00:17:16 Look, Harrison, it's not about the money or the midget.
00:20:25 What do you want?
00:23:24 No. I'm an accountant.
00:26:53 I like you.
00:29:58 He's been gone a long time.
00:33:04 Well, I have someone else interested in the position.
00:36:16 And you are in a position of trust.
00:39:14 I get them on the weekends.
00:42:36 Fuck you.
00:46:02 Happy Kwanzaa.
00:50:07 Do you think I'm some kind of pervert?
00:55:33 Ow! Damn it! What's wrong with you, woman?
00:59:11 Pokémon!
01:02:14 There's three of us. 30%. That's fair.
01:05:18 Hey, come on, come on.
01:09:12 Many, many, many fuckin' years of therapy.
01:12:54 Hello, little boy.
01:17:03 Will you give us a jump, please?
01:22:06 Attention, shoppers.
01:28:41 But look at all that shit.
01:33:57 are gonna be exploring mountains with your dad.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,530
Dialogue density16.6 lines / min
First line00:01:27
Final line01:33:57
Production Record
DirectorTerry Zwigoff
LanguageEnglish
Budget$23,000,000
Revenue$76,500,000
IMDb votes161,049