Bad Johnson
2014 · 87 MIN · IMDB 4.5 · 5,416 VOTES · DIR. Huck Botko
Overview
Women are practically throwing themselves at Rich and he can’t seem to control himself. But he continually blames his penis, which seems to have a mind of its own. After ruining yet another promising relationship with Jamie, Rich has finally had enough and wishes his penis would just leave him alone. The next morning, Rich wakes up to find his wish has come true and his johnson is no longer on his body. Even worse, Rich is shocked to discover that his penis has taken human form...
Dialogue Timeline — 1,127 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:06 Subtitles by BoSa
00:04:28 In addition to pain relief, no
00:08:35 -Do you often exercise fitness instructor -I
00:12:15 's Not entirely my fault... I mean
00:16:30 Look, I'll shut the phone now, okay?
00:20:06 current parallel to the cancer mercury at midnight on the next full moon
00:23:32 This is all new to me- -What?
00:27:43 5 minutes left, and Josh will return and you will clean the dirt that is in my carpet
00:32:50 - -tonnes Enjoy your chicken beef
00:36:12 You owe me a beer
00:38:51 I do not blame him. I do not deny that your penis is very clever tease
00:42:48 You do not need a penis, Rich.
00:46:27 opponents Human nature, human opponent...
00:49:06 With a face like this and like biceps
00:51:53 It was similar to ours. We are the drinks were expensive.
00:55:19 What? I'm just kidding.
00:58:24 You're so beautiful.
01:00:50 You're not going to do that.
01:03:54 What you two have a relationship?
01:06:48 So I do not need to see it.
01:10:03 He still believes Santa Claus.
01:13:32 Lindsay, please.
01:16:37 Do not worry, dear. This is quite complicated.
01:19:23 Now you have to wait half an hour for react.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,127
Dialogue density13.0 lines / min
First line00:00:06
Final line01:19:23
Production Record
DirectorHuck Botko
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes5,416