Backyard Ashes
2013 · 90 MIN · IMDB 5.5 · 803 VOTES · DIR. Mark Grentell
Overview
Dougie Waters loves nothing more than a weekend barbie and cricket match with his mates. But his paradise on earth is destroyed when his best mate and neighbour Norm is forced to leave town and their new boss, a pompous English administrator called Edward Lords, moves in. The animosity between the two men peaks during one fateful backyard cricket match when Dougie hits a ball that accidentally stuns Edward's prize winning cat, Dexter. The cat falls into the roaring BBQ and is instantly incinerated, leaving only ashes. Dougie's son captures footage of the unfortunate event on camera and it is uploaded onto YouTube where the video instantly goes viral! The idea of a backyard cricketing challenge is hatched, with the winner keeping the ashes of Edward's deceased cat, Dexter. The two teams battle it out in the greatest game of backyard cricket ever for the Backyard Ashes.
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00:00:57 Started out last night
00:03:52 Yah!
00:06:43 is to implement new technologies.
00:10:27 Well, this could be the last ball.
00:14:37 - You certainly have. - Hm.
00:17:59 Hi, guys!
00:20:45 - Yeah, good point, Douglas. - What are you saying, Dougie?
00:27:15 Mate, if you believe that, then you're a deadset wanker.
00:30:46 It'd better be counting its nine lives.
00:33:56 Whoa!
00:38:12 Bad news? About what?
00:42:21 Pigeon and that bloody camera!
00:45:06 From me.
00:47:52 No LBs.
00:50:55 On a day like today
00:54:03 We'll just forget the whole thing.
00:58:18 Please, sir, anything but that!
01:02:03 When he believes in justice and right...
01:04:57 Tails.
01:07:51 If you wonder what I'm doing, don't ask me why
01:12:38 All over them like a cheap suit.
01:16:31 - Good on you, Dougie. - Well done. Well done.
01:20:37 Can we have a look at it?
01:24:39 Well, now, it's the first ball