Back to the Well: 'Clerks II'

00:00:59 Yeah, I got a fire at the Quick Stop.

00:08:13 aren't you gonna be tempted to get high?

00:10:46 No, he's like Helen Keller with the handicap, you jerk!

00:14:28 so that I can spend some quality time with my man

00:17:50 was make terrible fucking cartoons like the Transformers.

00:20:56 You sound like my mom.

00:24:31 Hurl the insults all you want, buddy man.

00:27:33 Three movies of people walking to a fuckin' volcano.

00:30:39 I'm not saying that it's not all right for you

00:33:27 J-RAM Radio. Right around high noon...

00:37:14 Then give me your phone.

00:40:10 So come on.

00:43:37 They'd stuff us into lockers

00:48:15 Well, I don't want to jerk off in the Mooby's bathroom.

00:50:56 and make my mark.

00:53:10 Oh, bullshit.

00:56:23 Well, I-I figure she'll eventually get me.

01:02:35 What the fuck? What?

01:04:58 I've found that any more time than that

01:11:33 Where the fuck's the chick?

01:17:54 a hard plastic cage like Magneto's in X-Men 2.

01:20:33 That's what you've always wanted to do.

01:23:55 to bray it up with the rest of the sheep

01:37:16 Oh, my God!