Bachelor Party

00:00:23 Step away from the curb, children.

00:04:40 Rudy! Here, boy! Hey, Rudy!

00:07:24 A week from this Saturday, I turn in my amateur standing and I... I go pro.

00:11:03 No. And he won't leave me alone.

00:14:45 No, it's a stag party, and that means that does stay home.

00:18:03 - Hookers? - He didn't say hookers.

00:21:44 In a second.

00:25:15 Yes, I do. You dump her and I'll give you cash.

00:29:14 No, no, no. We have some manly things we have to do, and this is no place for a woman.

00:33:13 Brad!

00:36:20 And we made a few changes. I think the boys will really be interested.

00:40:41 Debbie, look, it's Tina.

00:44:39 Listen, Rick, I'm willing to trade you my new Porsche for Debbie. An even swap.

00:47:56 Come on, just stay with me, guys. When a night gets dull, call in a pro.

00:53:00 - I want women. - I got women.

00:56:33 You've had it! I'm gonna get you!

01:00:11 - Football. - You got ball games. You got Monday Night.

01:06:39 Rick, buddy... pal of mine...

01:11:07 He's being liar to me.

01:16:39 OK, we're here. How do we get this donkey inside?

01:22:54 - Let's just give 'em what they want. - What?!

01:27:10 You're sure about this?

01:31:08 - I thought she was just next to you. - No.

07:05:00 - Not interested.