Aziz Ansari: Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening
2010 · 56 MIN · IMDB 7.2 · 2,479 VOTES · DIR. Jason Woliner
Overview
Aziz Ansari presents his highly anticipated debut hour long stand-up special. The critically acclaimed stand-up and actor (Parks and Recreation, Funny People) discusses topics ranging from sheets with fraudulent thread counts to the chubbiness of his young cousin Harris. Also included is a special encore performance from Raaaaaaaandy.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,468 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:02 [cheers and applause]
00:02:33 PARTICULARLY GAY MARRIAGE IS-- LET'S BE HONEST.
00:04:58 SO IT'S LIKE, "BRAND, WAMSUTTA.
00:07:26 HOLD ON A SECOND THOUGH.
00:09:42 LIKE, THE ONE TIME I HAD A RANDOM ROOMMATE
00:11:51 YOU JUST SAY I'M A DOUCHEBAG.
00:14:07 "WITH A FULL BEARD AT WALKING WITH DINOSAURS!
00:16:14 TO THOSE BISCUITS, BUT YOU'RE GONNA GET A GREAT DEAL."
00:18:15 AND HE'LL BE LIKE, "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?"
00:20:34 "BECAUSE I PUT THE SAME THING HE DID?'
00:23:05 ON THE NETWORK, NOT REALLY MY CUP OF TEA.
00:25:29 I WAS LIKE, "WHAT WOULD MAKE A MAN
00:27:57 "SHOWTIMES FOR UP ON FANDANGO.
00:30:19 BUT YOU TALK EXACTLY LIKE I DO!"
00:32:27 FIVE PEOPLE ARE SINGING AND DANCING FOR $1.
00:34:36 I GET A TEXT FROM HIM, "ON MY WAY!"
00:36:43 "YOU KNOW WHAT I NEED TO DO TONIGHT?
00:38:52 AND THEN RESPONDS BACK RIGHT AWAY.
00:41:08 LIKE, HE HAS THIS PART IN THE SHOW
00:42:54 * WHO CAN TOP THAT SHIT "
00:45:45 SO, UH, WE'RE GONNA DO A LITTLE BIT
00:47:57 "RANDY? RANDY?
00:50:13 AND TAKING A SHOWER AT THE SAME TIME."
00:52:42 "EXCUSE ME.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,468
Dialogue density26.2 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:52:42
Production Record
DirectorJason Woliner
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes2,479