Aziz Ansari: Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening

2010 · 56 MIN · IMDB 7.2 · 2,479 VOTES · DIR. Jason Woliner

Overview

Aziz Ansari presents his highly anticipated debut hour long stand-up special. The critically acclaimed stand-up and actor (Parks and Recreation, Funny People) discusses topics ranging from sheets with fraudulent thread counts to the chubbiness of his young cousin Harris. Also included is a special encore performance from Raaaaaaaandy.

Comedy2010s

Dialogue Timeline — 1,468 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:02 [cheers and applause]
00:02:36 IF YOU'RE AGAINST GAY MARRIAGE, YOU JUST DON'T LIKE GAY PEOPLE
00:05:04 "ACTUAL, 600.
00:07:33 LIKE THAT KIND OF CRAIGSLIST.
00:09:54 AND IT'S 'CAUSE THIS GUY WILL EAT CANS
00:12:04 [singing in tongues]
00:14:39 THAT REALLY REMINDED ME OF HOW CRAZY IT IS DOWN THERE.
00:16:39 IN ENTERTAINMENT.
00:18:49 AND HE POSTS THIS CONVERSATION HE HAD WITH THE ADMIN
00:21:03 HE'S LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON."
00:23:47 AND I WAS STUNNED THAT HE COULD SAY THAT.
00:26:13 I JUST BEND MY KNEES A LITTLE BIT, VERY LOW IMPACT.
00:28:47 IN A MILLION YEARS THAT I'D READ THAT.
00:31:08 LET ME FUCK A BUTTERFINGER INTO IT FOR YOU.
00:33:15 WHAT I'D HAVE TO SAY IS-- [speaking Tamil]
00:35:27 AND I WALK IN AND I HEAR 808s AND HEARTBREAK PLAYING
00:37:37 AND, YOU KNOW, DARWISH IS, LIKE, 18 YEARS OLD
00:39:54 [laughter]
00:42:03 "YOU GOT TO EXPLAIN THAT SHIT!
00:44:15 "* DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I TOLD 'EM *
00:47:04 MY NAME IS RA-A-A-A-A-A-A-ANDY
00:49:18 YOU GOT A GIRL BACK AT YOUR PLACE AND SHE'S DOWN.
00:51:39 SHE'D BE LIKE, "NO, RANDY! NO!"
00:54:16 - GET THAT MONEY!

Cast & Characters

Aziz Ansari Self Aziz Ansari Raaaaaaaandy Brandon Johnson DJ Ol' Youngin' Sara Von Gillern Dancer Christina Glur Dancer

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,468
Dialogue density26.2 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:54:16

Production Record

DirectorJason Woliner
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes2,479