Avenue 5 — S01E05 — He's Only There To Stop His Skeleton From Falling Over

00:00:05 One, two. One, two.

00:01:22 I always hoped that my last words might be better than, "Fuck me, no".

00:02:34 the lateral access valve, where it intersects with the bi...

00:03:37 -Make way for the shit shooter. -Oh, God, was that me?

00:04:55 Time to do some corporate begging. Yes?

00:06:05 The only other use would be for your funeral.

00:07:11 -Okay, what makes you laugh? -Comedy.

00:08:11 He's only there to stop his skeleton from falling over.

00:09:19 -There it floats. -Bollocks!

00:10:28 -Oh, hey, Billie. You look nice. -Hey. So do you.

00:11:29 -Those two are an item. -Those two?

00:12:26 As opposed to?

00:13:46 Okay! Please put your hands together,

00:14:51 I arm wrestled with space and I won, so that was me.

00:16:04 -He always fucks it up -Fucks it up!

00:17:03 -I know, it was impressive. -Well, it's not bad.

00:18:09 -Why did you bring the peat bog man? -We're going on my flight simulator.

00:19:10 Maybe that's why your girlfriend jumped down that well,

00:20:25 I'm afraid some of the residual matter

00:21:34 I mean, it's Frank's fault. He hit the big brown button.

00:22:37 -Shit him out! Shit him out! -Frank! Frank!

00:23:50 -A big rocket? -No. Well, yes, that would be...

00:24:52 Not him. Him.

00:26:12 I'm just kidding. He's in hiding.