Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

00:01:07 Houston, this is Condor.

00:05:57 Yes. Good to see you.

00:10:12 He's biting me! The ****er's biting me!

00:13:15 ...we can increase our profits fivefold.

00:16:12 ...why not just go back and kill Austin when he's sitting on the crapper?

00:21:06 Do I make you horny, baby?

00:24:53 Move!

00:30:51 ...is how much England looks in no way like southern California.

00:34:41 The wound is beginning to smell a little like almonds, which is not good.

00:39:41 - Yes, ma'am. Can I borrow that, please?

00:44:07 - No, you got here right on time. - No.

00:47:50 No problem.

00:51:07 You wanna be daddy? Is that it, Number Two?

00:54:47 It's a bit nutty.

00:58:08 Bye-bye.

01:01:49 Can you snap me a beer?

01:05:26 ...the thought of you naked is just gross.

01:08:52 We have reports of an unidentified flying object!

01:11:54 Begin "laser" ignition sequence.

01:15:23 Hello, hello.

01:20:48 I'll do that.

01:24:56 There we are.

01:29:01 Woody Harrelson? Can I have your autograph?

01:34:49 I've fashioned a makeshift splint. Here goes nothing.