Asterix & Obelix: Mission Cleopatra
2002 · 108 MIN · IMDB 6.7 · 59,918 VOTES · DIR. Alain Chabat
Overview
The Egyptian Queen Cleopatra bets against the Roman Emperor, Julius Caesar, that her people are still great, even if the times of the Pharaohs has long passed. She vows (against all logic) to build a new palace for Caesar within three months. Since all her architects are either busy otherwise or too conservative in style, this ambivalent honor falls to Edifis. He is to build the palace and be covered in gold or, if not, his fate is to be eaten by crocodiles. Edifis calls upon an old friend to help him out: The fabulous Druid Getafix from Gaul, who brews a fantastic potion that gives supernatural strength. In order to help and protect the old Druid, Asterix and Obelix accompany him on his journey to Egypt. When Julius Caesar gets wind of the project succeeding, he has the building site attacked by his troops in order to win the bet and not lose face. But just like the local pirates, he hasn't counted on Asterix and Obelix.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,289 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:39 An Old Egyptian poem goes as follows: "Nile
00:04:48 The door in the ceiling? - That?
00:07:57 Because three months, that's merely enough for the plans...
00:11:59 Imhotep, I didn't expect it, but suddenly I'm freed.
00:15:42 He obviously doesn't know you.
00:19:11 Artifis is a real hyena.
00:23:13 That's the tower of Pharos, a beacon for ships.
00:27:52 "Istou"? - Maybe it means "continue".
00:31:37 Why are those grapes so big?
00:37:34 I have a job for you.
00:41:45 Funny language. - He wants to be paid.
00:44:57 Yes why not? It would look nice at my place.
00:49:17 Itineris, I don't understand anything.
00:53:12 The pharaoh's had splendid architects.
00:57:22 And construction was ready to start again.
01:01:39 What shall I wear tonight?
01:04:59 Wouldn't surprise me if he were in love.
01:08:16 Cartapus is a professional. The queen of camouflage.
01:12:46 I would have drawn it more in profile.
01:17:34 No. - Yes.
01:23:17 You lost. - Are you sure?
01:28:39 What? - Easily.
01:32:44 Excuse me, I couldn't help myself.
01:37:45 Like your braids...