Ass Backwards

00:00:00 [ Mid-tempo introduction music plays ]

00:01:44 >> Bye!

00:02:51 out there if things are crazy in

00:07:34 I loved your answer. >> And you really do have the voice of an angel.

00:11:21 No, thanks, right? >> The only reason I could even think of to go is to just get

00:15:08 aren't absolutely necessary, okay? >> We stop to eat and pee.

00:19:04 >> No, one more time. >> Try this way. >> I'm really starting to

00:23:10 No, come on. We're just at home, and we're watching some of our favorite

00:27:02 get us out of a tough spot. It's where number one and number one are gonna head when

00:30:52 In a safe haven, where the fraudulent chains of patriarchy don't bind you.

00:34:57 Help them. Go! Kate! >> Because I like you guys.

00:39:14 I can't believe we almost killed sweet, little Andrew. >> We almost raped qwen.

00:43:35 You're not making this easier. >> $40, sweet peas. Take her or leave her.

00:47:49 Fine. Whatever. Who cares? Who's dancing first, "blue eyes" or "big tits"?

00:52:32 I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is, your car's been

00:56:07 want you to be honest with me right now. >> Are you retarded?

01:00:14 Sir? >> Sir? So sorry. We're just really turned around.

01:05:45 the Ms. Neptune award! [ Audience applauds ] Excuse me.

01:11:04 of them ♪ ♪ is jealous to my friend ♪ not here to rest your fill

01:15:41 I'd like to introduce you to your new Ms. Neptune, Colleen Mcniff!

01:20:07 and pushed it down the stairs ♪

01:21:33 but I'm a '90's bitch ♪

01:23:08 ♪ I'll show you how

01:24:08 talkin' 'bout you now ♪