Ass Backwards

00:00:00 [ Mid-tempo introduction music plays ]

00:01:45 >> Thank you.

00:02:59 Thank you, places.

00:07:53 And so, yes, up until then, my entire life had been about winning... winning the crown

00:11:46 'Cause it doesn't. >> Okay, but if we did go back there...

00:15:46 Ever wonder how many you have running around out there? >> Mama.

00:19:45 control your body ♪ ♪ you and me ♪ there's no one watching

00:24:07 Oh, thank God. See? I told you. Rehabilitation always cheers us

00:28:07 >> ...we'd just gotten back from the youth-group ski trip, where he told me liked me on the lift

00:32:09 And punishment is duly administered. >> I never thought of it like

00:36:20 [ Clears throat ] [ Insects chirping ]

00:41:09 Shan't. >> Well, I do feel I need to tell you, as your best friend...

00:45:22 I mean, definitely. [ Insects chirping ] I mean, we've come so far

00:50:18 [ Cheering continues ]

00:54:11 Then, I sort of... I got... >> I got to stop you for a second, because I'm just

00:58:28 Uh, yeah. Me neither. >> But I would have been there by now if it weren't for you

01:03:39 ♪ I touch myself ♪ I touch myself ♪ I touch myself

01:08:56 It's okay. You have less competition. >> Kate, if you're not competing

01:14:12 Okay, here we go. Here we are. We're ready. Ladies and gentlemen, it's my

01:19:11 here. >> Together "forevs." >> ♪ oh, let's get rich

01:21:12 ♪ I don't care

01:22:56 no ♪

01:23:52 stopping you ♪

09:07:02 >> Yeah. [ Beeping ]