Ask a Policeman

00:01:11 We are back in the studio, having shown the type of crime

00:03:57 - No, I said I'd remember to remind you. - Well, why didn't you?

00:06:53 - With Harry Pringle, the fish boy? - What have you got on Harry?

00:09:30 - Where? - In the News Of The World.

00:12:36 - Reduce seconds to hours? - How long do you expect me to wait?

00:15:48 - Truly rubbish. - Drunk as well. Boys, arrest him.

00:19:11 - What have you done to my car? - Keep calm, sir.

00:21:37 - It's true. - Oh, true.

00:24:27 Oh, I'm sorry, my mistake, 1 and sixpence.

00:27:29 That's a hot one, that is. Read where he's alone with her in the ossis.

00:30:22 There it is.

00:33:05 No.

00:36:22 - Through the doors? - No, the doors opened to let it in.

00:39:45 Yes. They believe this light is a steering light for smugglers.

00:42:18 I got a granny but no lighthouse.

00:45:14 - I don't suppose we missed anything. - It's about the hearse.

00:47:54 Yes?

00:50:16 - Ain't you gonna see the old lady? - Not likely.

00:53:35 They think the police are working with the smugglers.

00:56:17 There's impudence - storing the stuff in our own cellar.

00:59:24 Look at that lot, they can't be far away. Signal the second boat party.

01:03:23 - Oh, wait a minute. - (Morse code on radio)

01:06:51 We can't go about doing that. Besides, there may be somebody in it.

01:10:53 - Haven't rung the bell... - We're off!