Ask a Policeman

00:01:11 We are back in the studio, having shown the type of crime

00:04:00 - Because I forgot. - You always forget.

00:07:04 You go and pass out at Robert Taylor and Clark Gable.

00:09:47 Dog biscuits and a Bob Martin's every Friday.

00:13:09 - Ask him for his insurance. - Let me see your insurance.

00:16:27 Yep. One pocketbook, one watch, one penknife, no money.

00:19:40 - This is the Squire. - You substantiate this man's story?

00:22:23 - Headless horseman. - It's true. Ask them down in the village.

00:25:13 - Yes. Yes, I see. - And he didn't want to go.

00:28:22 - It's in case I get toothache. - You're more likely to get gum-ache.

00:31:17 - Oh! It's gone! - What? Ooh.

00:34:07 Wait a minute, Sir Walter Raleigh's not in.

00:37:37 Oh, God. There's three of us and there's four shadows on the wall.

00:40:57 I never seen him. What's he want?

00:43:42 - Sh. - What is it?

00:46:43 - Only me, Daddy. - Don't stand over there.

00:49:17 I think I'll have a gum. Have one?

00:52:31 I say, shouldn't we turn back now? It's getting a bit deep.

00:55:24 Hey, look at these barrels here.

00:58:22 Hey! What's the idea of this?

01:02:24 Well, this looks like the last trip, sir.

01:06:11 Open up the throttle! And get your beard out of the milk!

01:10:20 The stolen bus has just come by, heading for the Weybridge Road.

60:02:02 - That's right.