Art School Confidential

00:01:07 I am a genius.

00:06:45 I have never seen so many beautiful girls.

00:09:35 And remember, only one out of 100 of you...

00:13:09 So you came here to try to bone your way through...

00:16:33 Their tip is a little glass pipe and a piece of tinfoil.

00:19:30 ...who teach only because they need the health insurance.

00:25:00 Don't get your hopes up. She's prime real estate, my friend.

00:29:08 Isn't Jimmy great?

00:32:32 Any idiot could sign up for a student gallery.

00:35:55 - The ones you hate. - I like them just fine. You know that.

00:38:32 But little Audrey doesn't wanna play with me anymore, does she.

00:41:49 - What does that mean? - It means you children are too young...

00:45:35 This is interesting.

00:50:28 ...trying to find some female character for my movie...

00:54:01 "Sneakers."

00:57:27 Yes, yes and yes, Jerome.

01:03:11 I want guns.

01:07:47 A real artist knows when he's found his ideal subject.

01:13:46 There's something about him.

01:19:24 Yeah. Maybe a little, I guess.

01:22:48 Perhaps you want a major retrospective at the Metropolitan?

01:28:07 Where's Jonah?

01:32:30 - Yeah, maybe. - I could have made it as an artist?

01:42:08 - Can we go now? - Cut.