Are We Men or Corporals?

00:01:59 The Emperor's coming.

00:05:08 -What's the matter? -It's too tight.

00:08:25 I'll start with you. Follow me.

00:12:15 I split mankind into two categories: men and corporals.

00:15:17 -But of course! -Look where I'm pointing.

00:18:18 -Well done. -Here you are.

00:29:34 The mere mention of my name, in every Nazi concentration camp

00:34:31 will race for victory at 80 kilometers per hour!

00:38:15 Another knock like that and I'll come down with meningitis.

00:41:00 Beloved woman

00:44:15 The Americans have written. We'll be working in theater:

00:47:49 -I see you all understand-- -Be quiet!

00:52:46 It's a waste of time. There's no work for decent girls here.

00:56:35 -Little girl, take off your skirt. -My skirt? No, no!

01:00:06 Never! Never get dressed!

01:03:19 Well, the article is almost ready.

01:05:41 A lovely spot with a magnificent view.

01:08:11 In order to publish it, we had to beef it up here and there.

01:11:44 -He's coming! -Watch out!

01:15:08 -The late Gennaro? -Right.

01:17:51 Deny all the lies you attributed to me.

01:23:39 First of all, I want to clarify that I'm not a woman.

01:26:04 Dressed as a woman? You're a man?

01:28:39 I was convinced you'd forgotten me.