April Fools' Day

00:00:08 APRIL FISH

00:07:14 You'd like a washing machine? -Yes, uhm...

00:10:41 ...and a foldable hand net.

00:13:37 But the law requires it.

00:18:19 Yes, you said I didn't change the water.

00:21:39 Can't I pay cash?

00:28:11 Is it here? -Who is it? Oh, our car.

00:33:34 No, that's a short one. Yes, that one.

00:39:36 Are you joking?

00:43:55 I'm here about a character called Émile Dupuy...

00:47:37 What did you say, darling?

00:51:15 He told his wife that you saved his life during the war.

00:54:54 In vain. You're made of steel, of stone...

00:58:19 Maybe that school isn't good for him.

01:01:58 My suit. I can't change in front of Gaston's door.

01:06:51 Engaged and a seven year old child? -The war.

01:11:09 We've got no ammunition, I said, but we do have tradition.

01:14:11 Yes, I insist. You have to tell us your adventures in the resistance.

01:18:26 And? -Worn, gone, nothing left.

01:22:15 In my job, you can never leave the bar. -Neither can I.

01:26:03 No, don't thank me. Us women have to stand together.

01:29:47 Ask the boy. Where is he anyway?

01:34:05 Gautier with car trouble in Lagny. -Are you surprised?

01:38:00 It's working again, but the shock absorbers are gone.