April Apocalypse
2013 · 84 MIN · IMDB 4.9 · 1,190 VOTES · DIR. Jarret Tarnol
Overview
Artie is pure bred trailer trash. He has zero ambition, is everyone's favorite punching back at school and bears the burden of his virginity in silence. And then April moves out of the state. She's his best friend and support since kindergarten and the love of his life. Three years later Artie finally has the courage to take to the road and go see April to tell her how he feels about her. One car-crash later Artie wakes up in the middle of the zombie apocalypse. But this time he's not going to hide. Artie's love for April doesn't give him wings, but does give him the courage to hack, slash, punch and kick himself a part towards the girl he loves. Time is of the essence, because that bite on his hand will make the difference between a French kiss and a bite out of April's brains.
Dialogue Timeline — 941 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:24 "Prolog"
00:05:05 I then come to the same. - Okay.
00:08:02 He's such a nice guy.
00:10:24 All the best, Artie. - Oh, hey, stop, stop.
00:13:00 Oh, Puddle fully Arschie. Large puddle of Arschie.
00:16:00 I want you to kiss me.
00:18:55 I love you, Artie. Ape.
00:20:59 I hope so. The grass he smokes, that does not act.
00:23:46 tells me that I need to change something.
00:25:50 I love you, Pop.
00:30:22 I love you.
00:38:39 It's okay.
00:41:42 That was beautiful.
00:45:11 But it was kind of nice. I even had butterflies in my stomach.
00:48:16 We're going in the other direction.
00:50:23 And what have you been doing, dude?
00:53:48 What are you doing there?
00:57:45 Then I was bored and I wanted to go for a walk
01:00:35 Already clear, man, calm down. Thou but could not help it.
01:03:31 I do not know, maybe you are right
01:07:18 I think I can smell it ... - Is that so bad, really?
01:11:53 Well, it's like Prozac. Just without all the side effects.
01:16:25 Take thou.
01:18:38 But he obviously has nothing said about a zombie infection.