April Apocalypse
2013 · 84 MIN · IMDB 4.9 · 1,190 VOTES · DIR. Jarret Tarnol
Overview
Artie is pure bred trailer trash. He has zero ambition, is everyone's favorite punching back at school and bears the burden of his virginity in silence. And then April moves out of the state. She's his best friend and support since kindergarten and the love of his life. Three years later Artie finally has the courage to take to the road and go see April to tell her how he feels about her. One car-crash later Artie wakes up in the middle of the zombie apocalypse. But this time he's not going to hide. Artie's love for April doesn't give him wings, but does give him the courage to hack, slash, punch and kick himself a part towards the girl he loves. Time is of the essence, because that bite on his hand will make the difference between a French kiss and a bite out of April's brains.
Dialogue Timeline — 941 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:24 "Prolog"
00:05:05 I then come to the same. - Okay.
00:08:04 You are a Tusse. You have tits. You have absolutely no idea of ​​business.
00:10:30 This is such a fucking asshole!
00:13:14 Yep.
00:16:18 I love you, Artie.
00:19:10 No pig to hear.
00:21:22 and I never got seen. And she pulls out a gun
00:24:08 Well, then the pill you might help to find out.
00:26:35 the only clue, the I had, was this postcard.
00:31:54 I again everything screwed up, as always, Pop.
00:39:04 My car is verreckt, okay? I try me by strike the church.
00:42:29 Yes.
00:45:45 What now?
00:48:47 So something stupid I've never heard of.
00:51:11 Yes. Undalay.
00:54:39 And? Do you trust me? - I trust you.
00:58:48 April ...
01:01:44 Well, I'm shitting.
01:05:24 Come on. Where did you get the jacket from? - No matter.
01:08:36 But that's not it. Excluding you I'm screwed.
01:13:16 That's a good question. I really do not know it.
01:17:21 It is a long time ago. - Yes.
01:21:22 "End"