Appropriate Behavior

00:01:19 DON'T FORGET THIS.

00:04:25 I'VE BEEN A BAD SMALL-BUSINESS OWNER.

00:06:41 SHOW THEM. PLEASE DON'T DO THIS.

00:08:41 IRANIAN.

00:10:41 WAS WORTH THE EMOTIONAL TOLL OF BEING HERE.

00:13:12 HE'S VERY YOUNG. HE'S 33.

00:15:26 OH, HEY.

00:19:20 WHEN THEY CAN'T MAINTAIN AN ERECTION.

00:21:45 SORRY, MAN. I'M STONED.

00:24:10 LIKE A "BEFORE" MODEL FOR ACCUTANE.

00:26:56 THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

00:33:54 THE MORE HE LOOKS LIKE GOLLUM FROM "LORD OF THE RINGS."

00:37:08 OH, HEY.

00:39:21 ALL RIGHT, FIRST SHOT OF THE DAY.

00:41:40 OH, MY GOD.

00:44:23 YOU'VE EVER WITNESSED?

00:47:56 A LESS GLAMOROUS PLACE, LIKE SLOVENIA OR SOMETHING

00:54:43 TED, TED, TELL HER TO STAY.

01:00:09 ACTUALLY, YES.

01:02:49 MY PROBLEM IS I HAVEN'T BEEN FUCKED IN LIKE THREE WEEKS.

01:05:48 AT THE BAR, GETTING US DRINKS.

01:09:38 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

01:15:28 AW, COME ON, FORGET IT.

01:21:25 I AND LIKE...