Apartment Troubles

00:00:57 You'll be happy to know it was a complete disaster.

00:02:42 - That's not... - Bob.

00:06:39 You don't know your own cat!

00:08:51 Stop it, you're gonna break something.

00:11:26 I forgot the muffins.

00:14:31 Could you please call the vet?

00:19:30 I've never done this before, but, um

00:22:44 - Set it to... - Never mind.

00:24:36 You got a sense of humor.

00:27:09 Who in the... ha... Oh.

00:29:21 And the past, it doesn't really exist anymore.

00:31:20 She also sings.

00:34:41 And I wanted to be sure that she's not making you take care of her.

00:38:00 I forgot a toothbrush, too.

00:40:11 But I was also up thinking about

00:43:06 What did she say to you?

00:46:41 That was totally justified.

00:49:12 Men and lions, eagles and partridges.

00:52:49 You need to, like, get a boyfriend or something.

00:57:34 I'm not paying you any money

00:59:54 I used to be just like you

01:03:56 Please, will you go get me a water? The room is spinning.

01:06:26 Lucky cat to have spent one of his nine lives with you.

01:09:15 It's a national commercial.