Ants in the Pants
2000 · 95 MIN · IMDB 5.0 · 4,545 VOTES · DIR. Marc Rothemund
Overview
Flo is not quite a normal teenager: While all his friends only think about sex he can't even pronounce the word "S - E - X". But everything changes completely when one morning Flo wakes up from a strange call. His penis, excited for the first time, begins to talk to him. He claims that Flo severely neglected him for 15 years and it's time to release him.
Dialogue Timeline — 907 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:02:55 What is it?
00:05:24 It isn't exactly Grimm's fairy tale. As far as I know there isn't a big ending everyone lives happily ever after.
00:08:01 Come in, dear.
00:10:31 C'mon, let's go for a swim.
00:13:05 It's like a very good friend. You have your whole life ahead of you.
00:15:45 What does he say to you?
00:18:12 Will you be going?
00:20:22 You better watch yourself. /You and I are going to be meeting up again real soon.
00:22:17 Not only do I have to learn all of the lines for Romeo but the class psychopath is out to get me now.
00:24:24 How will you sleep knowing two young boys are rotting in the ground six feet under?
00:26:17 Blow a lumberjack?
00:28:04 Didn't mean to disturb you guys.
00:30:22 Mom?
00:32:25 You misunderstand what's going on.
00:34:30 Alright let's rehearse this like a movie.
00:36:19 Ok, that's perfect.
00:38:42 Ah... Florian.
00:40:47 Ok, here's my final rock-bottom price...
00:42:45 Tell her I'll do anything...
00:45:00 Are my dad and mom really happy together?
00:47:41 Carpet tastes like dead rabbit.
00:50:08 No. One day you'll begin to realize that a person's life isn't just about sex.
00:54:23 Hi, Leone. I hope my technique is as good as Kyle's.
01:15:43 Now's your chance pal. Show her there's some life in the old body yet.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed907
Dialogue density9.5 lines / min
First line00:02:55
Final line01:15:43
Production Record
DirectorMarc Rothemund
LanguageGerman
IMDb votes4,545