Annie Hall

00:00:48 There's an old joke.

00:04:42 - What did I do? - You should be ashamed of yourself.

00:08:28 Make it out to Ralph.

00:12:01 Wait. Why can't I give my opinion? It's a free country!

00:15:40 I have to go out there. Say something encouraging, quickly.

00:19:28 Here's what I want to know. Am I your first, big romance?

00:23:00 Last night it was a guy honking his car horn.

00:26:50 - Where? - Wisconsin.

00:30:29 - You don't have to. - But I'm all perspired and everything.

00:34:41 There's going to be all that tension. We've never kissed before.

00:38:30 I don't know.

00:42:18 That's what I call removed!

00:46:15 Yes. I'm making excellent progress.

00:50:09 - You call your teacher David? - It's his name.

00:53:39 When my mother took me to see Snow White...

00:57:15 And a first aid kit and fire extinguisher.

01:01:26 They threw him a football once. He tried to dribble it.

01:05:33 Old times

01:10:03 But if I do sleep with him, it's like I'm going against my own feelings.

01:14:10 I have to go to Burbank and give out an award on a TV show.

01:17:44 A little on the androgynous side.

01:21:51 Listen, I want you to come back here.

01:26:44 Just pick up the license.

14:19:04 The German army occupies Paris.