Annie Hall

00:00:48 There's an old joke.

00:04:37 That's the second time this month! Step up here.

00:08:16 - Who's on television? - This guy, on the Johnny Carson Show.

00:11:38 I never read that. That was Henry James' sequel to Turn of the Screw?

00:15:11 Political commitment in 20th-century literature.

00:18:54 Annie, there's a big lobster behind the refrigerator.

00:22:08 They've proved you can be brilliant and have no idea what's going on.

00:26:08 I got this VW out there.

00:29:37 What is that thing where you fall asleep in the middle of a sentence?

00:33:22 It had to be you

00:37:22 They're sort of giving it a chance romantically.

00:41:02 You have to be artificially relaxed before we can go to bed?

00:44:23 And I was thrown out of NYU my freshman year...

00:48:29 Right.

00:52:09 She said "wife." You heard that, because you were there. I'm not crazy.

00:55:21 I was at the Stones' concert when they killed that guy. Remember?

00:59:08 - You got black soap? - It's for my complexion.

01:03:03 Do you believe Tessie had the personality?

01:07:50 We're going back to the Pierre...

01:11:55 And the women are like in Playboy, but they can move their arms and legs.

01:15:29 - No. He goes with that girl over there. - Where?

01:19:17 No question. I think we're doing the mature thing.

01:23:40 What do you mean? It's perfectly fine out here.

01:28:07 You're a thinking person. How can you choose this lifestyle?