Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie

00:06:53 When you shut the fucker off and throw it out your window. >> Back up, back up.

00:11:05 Hello. What? It's a boy? Aw. No, I knew my semen

00:15:24 Would they be Bigfeet? >> They had big feet. Mandi!

00:21:28 Even my dreams are low-budget.

00:27:04 Everything alright over there? Good. At a time like this

00:32:47 things, sir. >> Well, I insist. If something important's about to blow up, I want to be there.

00:36:38 Look at me, son. You trying to steal American government secrets? >> No, sir. >> We're just trying to do a game review.

00:40:36 gave you a present, but then took a shit on your doorstep at the same time. >> It's like Santa with diarrhea.

00:44:55 and Americans were as paranoid as potheads at a policeman's ball. >> So, you're an ex Area 51 employee.

00:48:53 a map of the most top secret place in the world inside a video game all out of revenge? >> Not quite.

00:52:51 Hey. >> What's the matter, Nerd?

00:57:10 A secret agent? No way. >> Come on, we're being chased by military police. The girl knows too much. She's working for them. >> Cooper, there's no reason

01:01:22 Say cheese!

01:06:30 and that treasure is nothing less than Zandor's captive friend

01:10:35 about this Angry Video Game Nerd person. Don't worry, son. It's just a flesh wound.

01:15:22 I mean for real! Area 51 is literally the game. >> Of course. How similar?

01:19:41 you have to break a few eggheads in order to make a homeland security omelette! Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

01:24:35 How do you shut these doors? >> I'll tell you there. Hurry! Come on. >> What are you waiting for? Shoot them

01:29:01 Back up. Back up. Back up. Back up.

01:34:02 down, down, speed up, speed down.

01:39:03 Ha ha ha ha. Oh, man. Oh, let's play another game.

01:44:46 Video Game Nerd!

01:49:47 There's a way to catch yourself before you fall down, but you'll never be expecting it when you fall. Oh, look! Shit.

01:53:38 understand Raiders, you could understand Eee Tee. So what was it that gave this game such a reputation?