Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie

00:06:53 When you shut the fucker off and throw it out your window. >> Back up, back up.

00:11:05 Hello. What? It's a boy? Aw. No, I knew my semen

00:15:24 Would they be Bigfeet? >> They had big feet. Mandi!

00:21:42 Oh, my god. They found it. I don't know how, but they found it.

00:27:11 the fans need you more than ever, Nerd.

00:33:01 alien hunters. I'll blow their nuking asses out that ship and back again.

00:36:52 me, numb-nuts. You see this? >> Please, god, no. >> This will put a second anus where your head used to be, goddammit.

00:41:04 Whoa! >> You're never gonna take me alive, you no-good, goddamn gumshoe son of a bitch.

00:45:16 Anyway, I was a rising star in their aerodynamics program, so they

00:49:21 I'm too old now for rescue missions. Louis?

00:53:19 lift your spirits.

00:57:52 What's wrong? >> Where's Mandi? >> This happens in every movie. >> Oh, what? Like they kidnapped her or something? >> More like she kidnapped herself.

01:02:53 go dig yourself up one of the originals. Ha ha ha. Go get it. Who's next? Who's next? Eee Tee 2. Come on. Ha ha ha.

01:07:26 There's nothing mystical about that game. >> Whether there is or isn't, what does it matter, man? There's nothing you can do

01:11:17 For starters, the base is situated in the

01:16:39 of yours here at Area 51. Here, let me show you something. I need your

01:20:30 Tinfoil. My plans have been foiled, you assholes. Ah!

01:25:45 Hm hm hm hm.

01:30:11 Oh, I'm gonna be.

01:35:47 Damn! I don't never win nothing.

01:41:09 Whoa! >> Don't worry, Mandi. We'll get out of here and save you.

01:45:56 And hey, there's more room in hell now, so let's make some new history and throw these fuckers in the pit where they belong!

01:50:57 time I take a shit, it's always different. What I really hate are the FBI agents and the scientists. The scientist takes your

05:00:05 enough? A nerd's work is never done. >> Now that, that's just