And Now for Something Completely Different

00:00:08 In this picture there are 47 people.

00:05:50 Not the streets. The foreign nationals.

00:10:02 Meanwhile, not far away...

00:13:11 I certainly do.

00:18:11 Who isn't, eh? Likes games.

00:21:00 - We've done the passion fruit. - We done oranges, apples, grapefruits...

00:24:09 Grannies are no respecter of race, creed or sex.

00:27:22 Right! Stop that. Silly.

00:31:26 I'll call you Arthur Wilson One and you Arthur Wilson Two...

00:34:14 - What about you? - I'm game, sir.

00:38:42 We know you're in there, so come out with your hands up.

00:42:58 You don't mind if I call you Ted, as opposed to Edward?

00:47:47 entered the room and found what was, apparently...

00:54:02 that it could never in your life be seen in a low-budget film like this.

00:57:42 No, it's pining.

01:00:11 I like to press wild flowers

01:02:46 This is filthy. Who the hell washes up?

01:05:36 whose boots you are not worthy to kiss!

01:09:31 Bet Parkinson next.

01:13:25 Any idea of what you want to be?

01:15:51 Or maybe, maybe a week, at most, you know?

01:19:58 Why?

01:23:33 Simon's coming through. Nigel's coming through.

01:25:53 and third, Simon Zinc Trumpet Harris of Kensington.