An Ostrich Told Me the World Is Fake and I Think I Believe It
2022 · 12 MIN · IMDB 7.4 · DIR. Lachlan Pendragon
Overview
When a young telemarketer is confronted by a mysterious talking ostrich, he learns that the universe is stop motion animation. He must put aside his dwindling toaster sales and focus on convincing his colleagues of his terrifying discovery. It's scary business living in a stop motion world, where your faces come off and a giant hand controls your every move.
Dialogue Timeline — 118 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:16 So, it has two different heat settings...
00:00:34 how much would you pay for a toaster like that?
00:01:08 How are your sales coming along?
00:01:15 I haven't received any record of any sales.
00:01:32 but the lowest performing employee will be let go at the end of the month.
00:02:04 The weather...
00:02:19 I guess no one's really ever asked me that before.
00:02:48 How... How much would you pay for a toaster like that?
00:02:59 What would you pay—
00:03:52 I mean... Really bad
00:04:04 But I'll tell you what...
00:04:14 Oh, yes...
00:04:30 It's a sham.
00:04:41 Yes?
00:06:18 Isn't it amazing?
00:06:50 Ah, I think we're living in an artificial universe.
00:07:06 and I landed in a tray of my own faces.
00:07:32 No, no. Gav please you’ve got to believe me.
00:07:54 I spoke with an ostrich. It told me.
00:08:12 There is something else.
00:08:22 It’s okay, it doesn’t hurt
00:09:40 Office Ostrich is to the rescue!
00:09:59 Quality furniture, hassle free delivery.
00:10:53 Neil!
Cast & Characters
Lachlan Pendragon
Neil
John Cavanagh
The Ostrich
Michael Richard
Bill the Boss
Jamie Trotter
Gaven
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed118
Dialogue density9.8 lines / min
First line00:00:16
Final line00:10:53
Production Record
DirectorLachlan Pendragon
LanguageEnglish
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