An Audience with Ken Dodd

00:00:23 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Ken Dodd!

00:04:00 lt should have gone right through to your corsets.

00:07:42 And that's how l came into show business.

00:10:51 From 'Allo 'Allo!, Mr Gordon Kaye.

00:14:46 Here's one l bet you didn't know. Did you know a dog whistle is so high

00:18:44 This woman she's a psychopath.

00:22:50 He brought the spacecraft back to earth.

00:26:21 # Up the leg of her drawers! - Please!

00:30:58 # Cuando calienta el sol!

00:35:03 l love dashing into Tesco's and shouting, ''l want four pence off!''

00:39:02 The opening night was at the Theatre Royal, Hanley.

00:43:12 With a cargo of elephants' trunks.

00:47:06 Every pocket had a little budgie in.

00:50:52 ''Where you been, our Eli?''

00:54:45 l'll give you an idea.

00:58:11 - Well, squeak up. You got here. - ''Yes.''

01:01:07 ''Who've you got in the end?''

01:04:17 l went to the doctor's for a checkup. He told me l had to pack up the Sumo wrestling.

01:07:54 Castor oil - very good for athletics.

01:11:41 l can do that, l can do alternative comedy.

01:15:20 Yes!

01:18:57 A wonderful new comedian from Liverpool, Mr John Martin.

01:22:40 wishes to meet tall, wealthy, beautiful blonde with a view to a warm, passionate relationship.

01:26:39 l got a Christmas card from them. lt said, '''Tis more blessed to give than to receive.''