An American Carol

00:30:27 Good move for the economy here, too.

00:32:20 - Hope you can buy some more of us. - We sure could use a baritone.

00:33:59 [Pitch pipe plays note]

00:36:14 It doesn't make it OK for you to embarrass those great professors.

00:38:13 So, you remember what happened next.

00:40:21 This country was built by immigrants.

00:42:14 What? Don't you realize that these troops

00:44:07 That's not a documentary. That's The Flintstones.

00:45:52 Yusef, there are no straight men left. Girls like me have to join the army.

00:47:31 No way we can compete with Hollywood studios.

00:49:20 Aw, screw it!

00:51:35 Leader, we get the passes for it from the director Akbar.

00:53:35 Uh, well, uh...

00:55:22 Aah! They're using real bullets!

00:57:33 It's globalization. It's the CIA!

00:59:35 Not much to work with, but if we put our heads together...

01:01:11 It's a beautiful day!

01:03:01 Why'd you do that? I was gonna do something.

01:05:20 Oh, please! I don't blame you for wantir to water-board me

01:07:17 Bawk, bawk, bawk!

01:09:14 [Malone] Get him! Get him!

01:11:20 ? We got the nerve

01:13:32 We captured a lot of them when we took Saddam's palace.

01:15:52 to spreading a message of his hero.