American Splendor

00:00:24 Trick or treat.

00:05:35 lt's not good.

00:09:55 Yeah, you got that. You're keeping them at home, though.

00:13:50 Pretty scary.

00:19:38 l mean, l may be cheap, but l got limits, man.

00:25:23 Fuck that. That's all stories by yours truly.

00:29:28 Can you eat lentils during Lent?

00:33:01 -You got any of that day-old bread? -l think so.

00:36:50 The more I thought, the more I felt like crying.

00:40:28 You should meet me because l'm a great guy.

00:44:49 but why should l give you any false notions?

00:49:35 l'm not going to be eating dinner until very late...

00:53:17 as a lot more happy things going on in there. He just doesn't put that in...

00:55:57 l'll make room for you, okay?

01:00:22 Christ, l can barely take care of myself.

01:04:31 Thank you, boys.

01:07:05 We have to go now. I wanted to mention these are for sale.

01:10:21 That day, I had an epiphany.

01:13:49 Just give me the fucking chart!

01:17:24 Goodbye, America, and thanks for nothing.

01:21:35 A pony.

01:28:07 Oh, no. Come on, wake up.

01:32:07 What is it, Harvey?

01:36:40 Surprise.