American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
2009 · 93 MIN · IMDB 4.7 · 50,609 VOTES · DIR. John Putch
Overview
Ten years after the first American Pie movie, three new hapless virgins discover the Bible hidden in the school library at East Great Falls High. Unfortunately for them, the book is ruined, and with incomplete advice, the Bible leads them on a hilarious journey to lose their virginity.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,381 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:19 MAN 1 ON COMPUTER: Mistress, spank my bottom. Spank it really hard!
00:04:12 Hawaiian shirts and leis are recommended for entrance.
00:08:49 You need to break that paradigm.
00:12:27 Right? I mean, you might as well, you know, get it over with.
00:16:43 I wasn't doing anything. Heidi was already in there.
00:20:50 Plus, it's custom-tailored to Great Falls girls.
00:25:41 Can I help you?
00:29:06 (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Fine. Just relax.
00:32:13 -Are you nuts? I'm in the middle of a game. -Last home game of the season.
00:35:13 Are you trying to repel all the pussy in school?
00:39:06 Well, that's... That's okay.
00:43:51 I'm sorry!
00:47:37 (LAUGHlNG)
00:51:48 Yeah, sure, you know what?
00:54:44 So...
00:58:22 "I'm getting laid"?
01:01:51 (GlRLS SCREAMlNG)
01:05:14 I'm calling from East Great Falls High School.
01:08:07 Hi. This is regarding his advice on the lubricants.
01:12:19 Don't worry. If I do anything wrong, I'm sure it'll end up on YouTube, so...
01:15:48 You want me to strip? You want some of this?
01:21:02 Yeah. I thought only high school boys were jerks.
01:24:48 Idiot.
08:09:03 Let's see what's gonna happen here.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,381
Dialogue density14.8 lines / min
First line00:00:19
Final line08:09:03
Production Record
DirectorJohn Putch
LanguageEnglish
Budget$8,000,000
Revenue$5,021,219
IMDb votes50,609