American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

00:00:19 MAN 1 ON COMPUTER: Mistress, spank my bottom. Spank it really hard!

00:04:05 Don't forget about the big game against Central this week

00:08:38 All right, so what's the game plan here?

00:12:05 Oh, no.

00:16:15 (SHRlEKS)

00:20:04 Even with the damage, it still has a ton of useful stuff. Check this out.

00:24:22 -Hold this. -Yeah.

00:28:41 Why is it so hard for you to believe that I wanna

00:31:16 How about we get some of the game?

00:34:17 Yeah.

00:37:55 (POP SONG PLAYING)

00:42:35 (MOANlNG)

00:45:56 And you're still too much of a pussy to tell Heidi you're into her.

00:50:04 You need a prescription for that, from what I hear.

00:53:24 That's it. Tonight, I'm getting laid!

00:56:21 Guaranteed satisfaction and you won't stop until a girl is completely satisfied?

00:59:52 Rob.

01:03:33 Is there no such thing as privacy any more?

01:06:36 Boys.

01:09:11 NOAH: Phone, phone. Okay.

01:13:43 Look. I bought a book.

01:16:44 (MOOSE BELLOWlNG)

01:21:54 I was scared.

01:25:49 but I have no idea what I'm doing with girls.