American Pie Presents: Beta House

00:00:48 HARRY: Man, will you look at all the hot tail running around this place?

00:03:16 Yeah, isn't this the guy's bathroom?

00:05:45 -Erik? No! -BOBBY: Sorry.

00:08:45 Yeah, we're going to this cocktail mixer at the Epsilon Sigma Kappa House.

00:11:38 She's pulling them out. She's pulling them out.

00:14:49 Hey, you ready?

00:18:17 -Bullshit. -The fucking kegs are dry!

00:20:44 (LAUGHlNG)

00:23:48 You are the select few who have been chosen to pledge the Beta House.

00:26:55 -You have any relation to Dwight Stifler? -He's my cousin.

00:30:40 ERlK: Oh, my God! ASHLEY: Oh, my God! Are you okay?

00:34:36 Yeah.

00:37:24 -You need to punch that clown. A lot. -What are you talking about?

00:41:23 All right, three clicks east.

00:44:22 Oh, hey.

00:47:32 Don't listen to him, honey. Your body isn't that great.

00:50:55 Oh! I can't wait.

00:54:13 I mean, yes, it's a combination of skill, endurance, athleticism granted

00:57:26 Competing today in this ancient tradition

01:01:12 The next event is called Demeter's Feast.

01:05:06 Fine! Put in two!

01:08:12 Remember, fellas, don't underestimate these Geeks.

01:12:20 I'm in trouble here, boys.

01:16:23 (ERlK CLEARlNG THROAT)