American Horror Story — S02E01 — Welcome to Briarcliff

00:00:02 Just look sexy, please.

00:01:14 What are we gonna tell our kids about the honeymoon?

00:03:01 You can totally put it my ass right now.

00:06:38 - - You trying to get killed?

00:08:44 We need to keep it a secret.

00:12:10 Play with me.

00:13:54 That young woman is a victim of her own lust. There's no other name for it.

00:15:11 - What? - The bad person will arrive any minute.

00:17:08 Not for correction, but for storage while they weigh your fate.

00:18:40 He's mine. He's mine.

00:20:57 I volunteered. Here.

00:22:32 I'm not one of your charges, Sister, quaking in my boots.

00:23:59 I'll always win against the patriarchal male.

00:25:31 You're right. I'm sorry.

00:27:36 An absence of God.

00:29:03 I see no reason why I couldn't ascend to the office of first Anglo-American pope.

00:31:25 Leo, Leo, don't fall asleep. Come on, baby.

00:33:45 These are not the Middle Ages,

00:35:52 The occipital lobes.

00:38:11 Maybe the sin is mine. Maybe my faith in you is nothing but the sin of pride.

00:40:10 - Very cozy. - I need to see her.

00:41:32 under false pretenses.

00:43:04 Help me!

00:44:44 Do you hear me?