American Dad! — S19E12 — Smooshed: A Love Story

00:00:00 All my life, I felt like I was just going through the motions.

00:01:12 Two nights. No parents.

00:02:06 Francine, please, try to be cool.

00:02:55 She's perfect just like you said

00:03:49 'Scuse me! 'Scuse.

00:04:30 Well, I'm Steve.

00:05:17 Hi, Steve! How's it going back there?

00:06:23 Yo! Wha kinda steak dja'get?

00:07:19 It is? Yes!

00:08:17 And then Reese Witherspoon just jumped off the roof.

00:09:07 Pass it around, take a photo, commit it to memory,

00:09:55 Don't you think my story's insane?!

00:10:42 How are we gonna find Marty?

00:11:39 What did you say ta me?

00:12:40 to tell you if you were a big enough Phillies fan.

00:13:29 They did, however, want to donate sperm.

00:14:22 Oh, my God.

00:15:12 I'm actually really happy for him.

00:16:29 of the Ambassador Hotel in Chicago.

00:17:20 and I accidentally ordered a truck full of cereal,

00:18:14 Starting... now.

00:19:21 but I was hurt emotionally first.

00:20:07 You thought he was dead!

00:20:58 Bye-bye! See you soon!