American Dad! — S15E03 — The Census of the Lambs

00:00:03 I don't know about you guys,

00:00:44 and he confided in me that he's really good at sex.

00:02:26 Aren't you excited about the Census?

00:03:16 and do the counting, right?

00:03:59 Is it "A," Stan,

00:04:55 I guess.

00:05:50 Famous Census alumni. Whoa, Sidney Poitier?

00:06:48 That woman's wearing a sweatshirt with a wolf on it.

00:07:34 Yeah? Well, I'm gonna crank your whole world.

00:08:11 During a Census, things can get pretty hot and heavy

00:09:00 there's a new king of the creeps in town, huh?

00:09:46 Now, Barry, do you know what "Barry" is short for?

00:10:37 You should be dead, Jim.

00:11:24 Seen a lot of people come and go.

00:12:14 I met a nice woman named Phyllis

00:13:26 In the pit!

00:14:20 But up?

00:15:06 Maybe my husband has.

00:16:07 I talked to have had their husbands go missing.

00:17:06 There's a pattern here. But what?

00:18:06 I can't have two hats?

00:19:32 Where am I?

00:20:18 and it's a good thing, too.

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