American Dad! — S14E12 — Bazooka Steve

00:00:08 Banana, Sheriff?

00:01:41 Aah!

00:02:33 so you have to step in as our "A."

00:03:20 Have tickets, I want 'em.

00:03:52 I peed a couple days ago.

00:05:00 Welcome to the Sharks' nest, baby!

00:06:05 Let's help him shake out those cobwebs!

00:06:59 You're looking at me. Am I supposed to do something?

00:07:43 Steve, tell me the truth.

00:08:28 Take us through your decision.

00:09:13 Hey, Steve? Since I'll never see your bitch ass again,

00:10:05 'cause that's what a dime is in gambler's lingo.

00:10:49 Sorry I'm late.

00:11:41 Here we are at the museum.

00:12:20 He calls me his little Chihuahua.

00:13:03 he was planning to use on Johnny Concussion.

00:13:44 FRANCINE: Steve Smith is a scumbag!

00:14:45 It is the policy of Packages Etc.

00:15:38 I know where the United States is.

00:16:56 Hmm. If I could give you

00:17:42 but I didn't. I couldn't.

00:18:36 No, it's just fun!

00:19:58 numb yourself with enough vodka to kill a horse,

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