American Dad! — S08E04 — The Worst Stan

00:00:33 I wanted you guys to be the first to know.

00:01:36 They say you have a better chance of getting hit by a meteor...

00:02:24 You're right. How hard can it be?

00:03:16 Like everything at Ross, it is impossible to tell...

00:04:14 They are full of bones!

00:05:03 Superintendent, his brush with death has changed him.

00:05:45 Do you want to be my...

00:06:52 Sorry to rush off, but I've got a city council meeting.

00:07:35 I smoked a pack of cigarettes in the closet.

00:08:16 Hey, I should find his old cellmate, Tracy, and invite him to the wedding.

00:09:15 How did a baby and a dog get on a flight to Miami?

00:10:02 - You're married? - Mm-hmm. To this bitch.

00:10:43 and I'm never leaving you again.

00:11:50 - ♪ I'm a diva ♪♪ - Hey. Hey, hey, hey.

00:13:07 The Bangles, beeyotch, circa '87.

00:13:55 What's happening?

00:14:48 Just getting a Popsicle.

00:15:39 Mm-hmm. That's really smart.

00:16:25 When I realized I wanted a baby.

00:17:12 Ashley's doing the splits for a cigarette.

00:17:57 I too found an old blind woman behind a small door inside a Ross.

00:19:18 Mr. Drummond, right? Mr. Druffold, but you can call me Mr. D.

00:20:05 Finally!

00:21:45 Bye! Have a beautiful time.