American Dad! — S06E14 — Cops & Roger

00:00:34 Okay, the Langley Falls Shopping Mall Memorial Day sale begins in two hours.

00:01:16 Well, I am exhausted.

00:02:00 I'm so freaked out, I couldn't even make tea.

00:02:43 No, he was right. I am weak.

00:03:33 Anyway.

00:04:16 Steve, you have to help me.

00:04:56 Join the Langley Falls Police Academy.

00:06:05 Sounds pretty bad-ass. Steve, language!

00:06:47 Maybe order in a pizza and a two-liter?

00:07:35 Oh. Yeah, baby. I was looking at that too.

00:08:37 He humiliated me. I'm tired of being weak!

00:09:23 I think I can live with that.

00:11:29 Wow! You know, when I joined the academy,

00:12:26 Roger, just because you have the tools doesn't mean you can just do whatever you want.

00:13:12 Oh, well. See ya. No, wait! I'll tell you.

00:14:05 He's been on the force for three hours!

00:14:57 It was a... roundhouse!

00:15:39 Text from Chaz. I gotta roll.

00:16:55 I'm taking a cut of everything that comes through here.

00:17:52 You know what we need to do? Race some go-carts.

00:18:36 You stop him before he turns those tapes in. Yahtzee!

00:19:26 Since you know him, I figure you could do the honors.

00:20:07 Ow! My skin!

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