American Dad! — S05E17 — Every Which Way But Lose

00:00:31 That's exactly the guy you want with the ball.

00:01:12 That's a legitimate view. It's not my own, but I respect it.

00:01:57 No, that's not the kind of attention I mean.

00:02:45 Roger! Okay, football's your plan. I get it. But this is here.

00:03:40 You know, we need more coaches. Can I sign you up, mister...

00:04:26 This whole business of baking contests for women is so 1950s.

00:05:11 Win! That's right. Now take a lap.

00:06:06 What... What is it... Roger?

00:06:57 I can't tell you how many times that man has made me cry.

00:07:59 Here's a recipe for Black Muslim Bean Pie.

00:08:49 Let's just say, not very open sexually.

00:09:45 I'm... I'm cooking meth! Oh, really?

00:11:01 I'm gonna turn you clowns into a football team.

00:12:17 They picked that name. I was not involved. Doesn't matter.

00:12:59 that kid who pulled scissors on me at the rock-paper-scissors tournament last year,

00:13:51 What the... Steve, that's brilliant!

00:15:08 But we need a magician. Is there a magician on this team?

00:16:24 Is he all right? Oh, Stan. He's gonna be fine.

00:17:11 Oh, my God. That's Judge Judy! Oh, no. No, it's not.

00:18:03 Wait, Dad. What do you feel in this moment?

00:18:47 Peach Bavarian Cream is Mayor Woodside's favorite pie.

00:19:38 I also made a sizable contribution to Mayor Woodside's mouth.

00:20:24 'cause the only thing he really wants to win is his father's affection.

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