American Dad! — S05E15 — Wife Insurance

00:00:34 Glock nine-millimeter. Check.

00:01:15 Wow. Jim, your ability with the ladies never ceases to amaze me.

00:02:10 Who ate my sopaipilla?

00:03:06 There is, madam, the small matter of our fee.

00:04:07 - so I'm just going to be direct. - Oh, dear God!

00:05:55 All right, Wheels, this is the last place Hayley saw her Shuffle.

00:07:03 Oh! I thought I'd never see you again.

00:07:55 That's more than most people ever get.

00:08:47 How crazy would it be to plan a backup marriage...

00:09:37 She wears Crocs around the office.

00:10:26 You're good cop. I'm bad cop!

00:11:12 I went in Hayley's room. I like to put her toothbrush in my mouth.

00:11:58 No. You just laid around her office for the last 10 years...

00:12:50 what's up with Prince Walnuts rubbing lotion on your wife?

00:13:35 What was that? A wisecrack. I'm cracking wise.

00:14:17 Ja. I've been tangled in it since I was in Hayley's room.

00:15:05 Now, listen, I'm gonna leave, but, um...

00:15:57 - What? - She's sexy, she's funny.

00:16:59 I just wanted to impress Zamira.

00:17:51 Unless she's a bad guy, in which case Roger gets her...

00:18:31 So that explains the red hair we found in Klaus's bowl.

00:19:41 We're gonna be together... Like we planned.

00:20:35 I'm not going to you anymore.

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