American Dad! — S05E08 — Chimdale

00:00:33 Hey, Steve. Is that Irish Spring? Smells great.

00:01:35 Oh, that doesn't sound so bad.

00:02:23 Mom, it's fine. Just go. Well, okay.

00:03:13 Son, in life, it's not what's on the outside that matters.

00:04:11 Roger! Are you kidding me?

00:04:57 Why, I'd give you a nickel back!

00:05:49 Well, it all started in high school.

00:06:43 Apparently, a side effect of the acne treatment was total loss of...

00:07:35 They won't catch us. Look. We have two wristbands.

00:08:19 So, kiss.

00:09:11 Dad, stop. I also got you a rearview mirror.

00:10:00 Hey. We're gonna go out there and face the world as we are.

00:10:50 Dad, the worst part's over.

00:11:41 - Let me help you with your bag. - No.

00:12:42 I will now attempt to poop out these blocks.

00:13:26 "Oh, Steve! The secretary of energy drew a bowling ball on my head. Oh, no! Boo-hoo!"

00:14:40 Look, Frannie. I know you're hurting.

00:15:22 It's bungeed to my wrist.

00:16:11 You girls head up to the room. I don't want you to have to see this.

00:17:14 Oh, honey. You tire me.

00:18:23 You just missed the exit! Smooth move, bald wax!

00:19:33 Fine. I'll go home. But just know this:

00:20:30 - What? - Your wig. You're not wearing it. Where is it?

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