American Dad! — S05E06 — Pulling Double Booty

00:00:37 Mmm.

00:01:22 because you were too drunk is a definite no-no.

00:02:03 Whenever she gets dumped, she completely wigs out.

00:03:38 And my baby's all...

00:04:31 Uh, well, it just looks like one.

00:05:12 Are you gonna marry my daughter?

00:05:58 This summer isn't exotic. It sucks!

00:07:12 Stan, Hayley told me you've been airlifting men out of her life all week.

00:08:12 Stan Smith!

00:08:58 I dumped a salad on Bill, thinking he was Dad.

00:09:44 they're processed into dog food and chicken nuggets.

00:10:29 We're doing great. We're totally taking it slow.

00:11:27 Wait! I gotta put the meat loaf in the oven first.

00:12:12 Guess you didn't know old Bill likes to stir the pot.

00:12:58 Bill... Bill...

00:13:43 Someone's at the door. I don't care.

00:14:38 Oh, my God!

00:15:26 Then I'll take a turn with her while you watch.

00:16:15 - How could you do this to my roosters? - You started it!

00:17:11 No friends! You must fight to the death.

00:18:52 Stan, she's our daughter!

00:19:39 Just because he doesn't say it doesn't mean it's not true.

00:20:16 Uh... Uh, I'm breaking up with you!

00:21:46 Bye. Have a beautiful time!