American Dad! — S05E02 — The One That Got Away

00:00:39 What-What... What's... What's going on?

00:01:18 so you don't have to face the fact that the real you is an inconsiderate jerk!

00:02:01 For God's sake, Roger, get up.

00:02:51 I'm a woman. I don't wanna fight. Just run the card, dude.

00:03:49 I can never find it. And what I'm about to embark on requires leaving no fingerprints.

00:04:33 Of course you work at a Bible company, Sydney.

00:05:19 See, I told you guys it was addictive.

00:06:19 Do you know Sydney Huffman? I sure do.

00:07:24 Wow. Torching this dump almost feels like I'm doing him a favor.

00:08:44 When I pop the big "Q" this Saturday,

00:09:35 Oh, boy, the gang's all here today.

00:10:22 Rooty tooty fresh and fruity. I'm in a pile of doody!

00:11:27 Hello? Stop this! Please stop doing this! You're killing me!

00:12:31 I don't want to hear about your "preversions."

00:13:30 Oh, my God. I took a hit out on myself.

00:14:26 I don't know. But wherever it was, I am their king now.

00:15:12 Listen, I want to call off the hit on Roger Smith.

00:16:07 Sydney, where'd you go? It's a disguise.

00:16:53 You're just an extension of me.

00:17:40 is a good-hearted, employed, sober fella who treats me nice.

00:18:32 And suddenly, I had another brilliant scheme.

00:19:20 And caring about someone more than myself was a trauma too great for my psyche to bear.

00:20:08 He's gone, Sydney. Come on out.

00:21:46 Bye. Have a beautiful time.