American Dad! — S05E01 — 1600 Candles

00:00:33 I'm mobile! Check me out! I'm mobile!

00:01:21 Behold, it is here! My first pube!

00:02:25 is being the parent of a child going through puberty.

00:03:08 Whoa! Hayley, your cheek's pregnant.

00:04:06 Stan, we have to do something!

00:04:56 What do you want, dweeb? Oh, no!

00:05:53 So smart.

00:07:19 Moving on. There is a choice between brass and wood drawer pulls.

00:08:18 It was a total violation of my...

00:09:01 No!

00:10:11 Hey, babe. Down here! It's me, Steve Smith.

00:11:07 This'll have to do till I can fashion a shiv out of a chicken bone.

00:11:54 You rat bastards!

00:12:32 She's agreed to give you one more chance, and wants to meet you later today.

00:13:29 Did you get the shot? Got it right here. This'll make him 14 again.

00:14:15 and shove my face to the floor!

00:15:07 What about this girl? Did this girl walk in on it? Stan, not now.

00:15:55 Just like a sequoia.

00:16:39 My stools won't know what to do! But that'll be the mortician's problem.

00:17:24 No, I won't apologize.

00:18:24 Road trip.

00:19:18 just to make it easier on us.

00:20:22 Hey, everyone! Check it out!

00:22:25 Bye. Have a beautiful time!