American Dad! — S04E16 — Spring Breakup

00:00:38 Hey, have a little coffee with your sugar. Mm-hmm.

00:01:21 Francine, you're not looking at my fingers.

00:02:07 Do you think I'm pretty? Stan, I'm late.

00:02:57 What's this? Why, it's a butt plug, young man.

00:03:43 Central Virginia State. Yes, it's a real school.

00:04:33 I'm having spring break in the house. Catch up.

00:05:16 In World War II they were called the O.S.S. Let's go!

00:06:08 You thought he wasn't goin' down! I always put 'em down!

00:07:16 Hey, fatso! Get your dong out of the margarita machine!

00:08:02 so remember to put the garbage cans out.

00:08:54 You're gonna get a lot more than that!

00:09:47 - I can't afford health insurance. - Thank you.

00:11:24 It wasn't even that long! Longest I've ever seen.

00:12:25 Big ups to my boys, Sugar Ray, for blowing up the crib, S.B.-style! How we do?

00:13:20 Jess, we got to go.

00:14:04 After spending a week with her, I remember what it's like to be with someone who appreciates me!

00:15:03 Are you here to take us for Mexican food?

00:15:48 and you're not gonna put out until you see my medical records?

00:16:37 And we've been married 50 years!

00:17:31 Why's Tracy being such a bitch to me?

00:18:17 Uh, hairline wrist fracture from a surf injury.

00:19:06 And I'm sorry that girl was the one to make you feel special.

00:20:11 I threw a good spring break, maybe even a great spring break,

00:21:46 Bye! Have a beautiful time!