American Dad! — S04E10 — Tearjerker

00:00:06 I've had sex with a lot of women.

00:02:33 Why don't you shut up? Is he in?

00:03:16 Could be. You know who's gonna find out?

00:04:03 Oh, um, Mr. Schmear, I'm writing a paper on the history of cinema.

00:04:49 Well, Professor, it appears your crappy robots still malfunction when they drink milk.

00:05:59 Yes. But more importantly, where's the real McConaughey,

00:06:51 Beer. Shaken, not stirred.

00:07:37 - Yeah, I don't know how to play that. - Okay then. Craps.

00:08:14 I trust you'll enjoy my spa, Mr. Stan Smith of the C.I.A.

00:09:00 We're now beginning our descent into the Teardrop Islands.

00:09:40 Sharon Stone's baby is afraid of her. Just like the rest of us.

00:10:34 It's not about living out childhood abuse through degrading sexual encounters.

00:11:36 - Sexpun? - Stan, Tearjerker only invited you here...

00:12:24 and hence, are not made into robots.

00:13:08 And don't send your 20-year-old stoner son!

00:13:57 - - Yeah, the producers laughed too.

00:14:37 As if it wasn't enough that he was Jewish...

00:15:26 Oscar, I... I have some bad news for you.

00:16:26 all over the world in just a few minutes.

00:17:18 Your fiendish plan is working perfectly.

00:18:08 Wait! Who is that? Is that Adrien Brody and Halle Berry?

00:19:05 Celebrity babies! They're all going home to see them online!

00:19:49 I tell you, when I build my next lair, I'm gonna do a lot of things differently.

00:21:46 Bye. Have a beautiful time.