American Dad! — S04E07 — Surro-Gate

00:00:32 AH, NOTHING SAYS AMERICAN FAMILY LIKE RAISING THE FLAG WITH YOUR WIFE AND TWO KIDS.

00:01:18 ACTUALLY, WE DO HAVE SOME BIG NEWS.

00:02:04 AND I THINK IT'S FANTASTIC.

00:02:49 YES, HORSES EATING EACH OTHER! READ THE BIBLE!

00:04:00 AND FORCED ME TO UNLEASH UPON YOU THE VENGEFUL FLAMES OF A THOUSAND SUNS!

00:04:54 NO! THIS IS FOR WHEN THEY HAVE THEIR BABY.

00:05:44 YOU ARE FANTASTIC UNDER PRESSURE.

00:06:31 I'LL DO IT. WHAT?

00:07:39 HMM.

00:08:23 THAT SOMEONE'S MARRIED TO LARRY KING.

00:09:21 NOT THIS TIME!

00:10:05 THAT'S IT. NO MORE WebMD FOR YOU.

00:11:04 FRANCINE, YOU ARE SINGLE-HANDEDLY BRINGING ON THE DOWNFALL OF SOCIETY!

00:12:14 I FEEL LIKE I'M TIM ALLEN!

00:13:11 WE CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE. WE HAVE TO CONFRONT KLAUS!

00:13:57 STAN? WHERE'S STAN?

00:14:46 FRANCINE, IT'S ME. STAN, WHERE ARE YOU?

00:15:25 AM I GONNA DIE OR AM I STRONGER THAN EVER?

00:16:22 SPOT HIM ON THE ROAD, PLEASE TRY TO STOP HIM.

00:17:47 YOU REMIND ME OF THE KID FROM OLD YELLER. COME ON. LET'S GO SHOOT YOUR DOG.

00:18:35 - YES. LILY IS MY PARTNER. WE'RE A LESBIAN COUPLE. - OH, MY GOD! DOES AL KNOW?

00:19:25 YES! YOUR NIGHTMARE IS OVER!

00:20:07 WE ARE NORMAL KIDS, YOU MORON!

00:21:44 BYE. HAVE A BEAUTIFUL TIME!