American Dad! — S04E06 — The 42-Year-Old Virgin

00:00:31 STOP! STOP! I KNOW YOU CAN TOTALLY HEAR ME.

00:01:48 I BET HE SEES HIS VICTIMS' FACES EVERY TIME HE CLOSES HIS EYES.

00:02:37 I'M PLAYING POKER TONIGHT WITH A COUPLE OF GUYS FROM WORK.

00:03:19 WHAT'D YOU HAVE TO EAT AFTER?

00:03:57 I TURNED IT AROUND SO HE COULD WATCH HIMSELF DIE.

00:04:45 SOMETHING DOG. WHO-WHOSE DEAL IS IT?

00:05:33 COME ON, STAN. GET IN THE CAR.

00:06:32 WELL, YOU'RE TERRIBLE AT IT. YOU ARE TERRIBLE.

00:07:42 HEY, DON'T WORRY. YOUR SECRET IS SAFE WITH ME.

00:08:30 I LOVED YOU!

00:09:24 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS, GUYS. HEY, PAL, RELAX.

00:10:14 HE KEEPS MUMBLING THAT HE'D RATHER DIE THAN PAY THAT WHORE ALIMONY,

00:11:06 I'VE TOLD YOU THAT STORY, RIGHT?

00:11:52 HI. SORRY TO DISTURB YOU.

00:12:43 OR BETTER YET, DON'T.

00:13:23 WE'RE IN A BIT OF A HURRY. WE HAVE TO CATCH A COMET.

00:14:14 THERE YOU ARE. I'VE BEEN CALLING YOUR CELL ALL MORNING.

00:15:04 THAT PERSON DOESN'T EXIST.

00:16:06 YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK THERE.

00:17:35 AH, AH, AH. YOU GUYS NEED TICKETS. C.I.A.

00:18:30 UH, AREN'T YOU...

00:19:16 YOU'RE GOIN' AWAY FOR A LONG TIME, RANDY.

00:20:10 I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU, BAD LARRY.

00:21:45 BYE. HAVE A BEAUTIFUL TIME.