American Dad! — S04E05 — Haylias

00:00:30 BABE, YOU'RE HAVIN' A BAD DREAM.

00:01:14 YEAH. IT STARTS IN MARRIAGE LAND AND RUNS THROUGH MOMMY TOWN.

00:01:55 OH, YES, THAT'S SURE TO PUT A PUFF IN HER PETTICOAT.

00:02:42 WILLFUL, YES. DAUGHTER, NO.

00:03:29 BEST CATCHPHRASE EVER.

00:04:10 WHATEVER STEVE'S PERSONA IS,

00:04:58 AFTER COLLEGE, I FOUND MYSELF AFFLICTED BY A WANDERLUST...

00:05:47 OH, I SUPPOSE YOU HAVE A BETTER BACKSTORY?

00:06:33 UM, I'M PRETTY SURE I'M NOT HIS TYPE.

00:07:13 LOOK AROUSED!

00:08:01 A TAIWANESE GYMNAST WITH WHOM I ONCE HAD THE PLEASURE OF SHARING AN ITALIAN SLEEPER CAR.

00:08:50 OF COURSE, I FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT TAKING AWAY HER ABILITY TO THINK FOR HERSELF.

00:09:49 I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

00:10:37 IT'S ALMOST AS IF SOMETHING'S BEEN DONE TO HER BRAIN...

00:11:31 OH, WHO CARES? MY BABY'S GETTING MARRIED!

00:12:18 SHE'LL BE MARRIED TO A RICH SENATOR'S SON ON HER WAY TO MOTHERHOOD.

00:13:20 OR SHE'LL BE YOUR PUPPET FOREVER.

00:14:02 HAYLEY, YOUR MOM WANTS A PICTURE.

00:14:55 THE PROBLEM ISN'T THAT SHE'LL LOSE HER FREE WILL.

00:16:01 AND CHANGE PEOPLE'S LIVES FOR THE BETTER.

00:16:44 SHE'S NO ANGEL. SHE'S A FRAUD!

00:19:29 THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING IN HERE THAT'LL SNAP HER OUT OF IT.

00:20:25 I'M SO SORRY, DADDY.

00:21:47 BYE. HAVE A BEAUTIFUL TIME.