American Dad! — S04E02 — Meter Made

00:00:33 ONCE I HAD IT ALL. POWER, MONEY, RESPECT.

00:01:18 YOU'LL DO NOTHING OF THE SORT! I'M RUNNING LATE.

00:01:59 OOH. JUST LIKE MY MOM'S BOYFRIENDS WHEN I WAS GROWING UP.

00:02:54 OF THE C.I.A.

00:04:30 WHAT? I'VE NEVER CALLED YOU "SIS" BEFORE?

00:05:14 THAT'S WHAT WE ARE. WE'RE HALF-BROTHERS.

00:06:09 THIS IS HUMILIATING. RELAX, STAN. NOTHING'S GONNA HAPPEN.

00:07:45 DIDN'T YOU SAY THERE WAS NOTHING SINFUL ABOUT THE FEMALE FORM?

00:08:21 JUGGLING POWER AND JUSTICE LIKE THEY WERE DAMN CHAIN SAWS.

00:09:16 STAN, WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?

00:09:55 NO, NO. REALLY DIG IN THERE. THE GOOD PART'S AT THE BOTTOM.

00:10:38 TOO BAD YOU CAN'T STRONG-ARM YOUR HOUSE INTO LOOKING PRESENTABLE.

00:11:29 IF I HAVE TO PAY THAT TICKET YOU'RE WRITING,

00:12:25 I KNOW IT'S ME. DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE JUST DID WITH IT?

00:13:11 WE'RE GONNA BE ABLE TO AFFORD THAT PAINT JOB AFTER ALL.

00:14:27 BUT WHEN STAN WAS FEARED AND HAD THE MONEY TO BACK IT UP,

00:15:21 THAT TURNED ME ON.

00:16:08 ENJOYING YOUR COFFEE, SMITH? I'M NOT DRINKING COFFEE.

00:16:54 AND THE THROW PILLOWS ARE MADE FROM HER CUBS.

00:17:57 EVERYTHING GOES!

00:18:36 YOU KNOW WHAT, ROGER? THIS WHOLE THING IS YOUR FAULT.

00:19:17 NO. I WAS WRONG.

00:20:06 WHICH YOU AREN'T. IF YOU HEAR ANYTHING, LET US KNOW.

00:21:45 HAVE A GREAT NIGHT.