American Dad! — S03E19 — Joint Custody

00:00:45 MORNING, NEIGHBOR.

00:01:26 IF I WANNA GET RID OF JEFF, I'LL HAVE TO DO SOMETHING CUNNING AND SUBTLE.

00:02:22 YOU CAN'T GO FIVE MINUTES WITHOUT DOING A FASHION MONTAGE.

00:03:14 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. GET OUT! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

00:03:56 YEAH, I'M OVER THAT. LOOK AT THIS.

00:05:02 ACTUALLY, WE HAVEN'T TALKED IN A FEW YEARS.

00:05:48 I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE MONEY! I JUST WANNA GET JEFF...

00:06:48 SO I TOOK THE TRAIN TO RALEIGH, AND NOW I'M AT MY DAD'S FARM.

00:07:33 WAIT. YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME. I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT POT GOT IN MY VAN.

00:08:22 ROGER, IT'S ME. JEFF AND STAN ARE AT JEFF'S FATHER'S HOUSE IN NORTH CAROLINA.

00:09:09 TIRE INFLATION? OH, THAT IS SO GREAT.

00:09:57 WHILE YOU SAY THOSE AWFUL THINGS ABOUT MY PRIDE AND JOY.

00:10:43 DO YOU HAVE YOUR HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA?

00:11:30 THE WHORE, NOT THE PROSTITUTE. HERE, I'LL DO IT.

00:12:15 AND NOW HIS OWN DAD IS GONNA SCREW HIM OVER AND TAKE HIM TO JAIL.

00:13:24 AH, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT TO ASK YOU. HOW DID WE GET OUT OF THERE?

00:14:46 WHY DO MY WRISTS HURT?

00:15:32 - HONEY, YOU'RE DELIRIOUS. - NO, MA'AM. LET THE BOY TALK.

00:16:43 NIGHT RANGER. NIGHT RANGER?

00:17:40 STAN, THINK ABOUT THIS. YOU'RE A FEDERAL AGENT.

00:18:31 WAIT. THIS CAN'T BE. THEY HAVE TO BE THERE.

00:19:34 OH, MAN, I'M JEFF.

00:20:23 NONE OF US GET TO CHOOSE OUR FATHERS,

00:21:47 BYE. HAVE A BEAUTIFUL TIME.