American Dad! — S03E18 — The Magnificent Steven

00:00:34 YOU'RE AWARE OF THE SERIOUS NATURE OF THE CHARGES BROUGHT AGAINST YOU?

00:01:21 HE'LL WANT BOURBON IN HIS. I AM THE GYM TEACHER.

00:02:10 LIFE ISN'T FUN OR EASY OR WHAT THE ASIAN KID SAID. IT'S TOUGH AND BRUTAL.

00:02:56 WHO? THE CASHIER AT BOOZE TOWN.

00:03:41 LEAVE HIM! HE'S AS GOOD AS DEAD!

00:04:27 AH. THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO SAFE.

00:05:14 EVEN WHEN YOU WERE DRINKING AND DOING ALL THAT COKE.

00:06:00 GEORGE BUSH, RONALD REAGAN, MR. JOLLY...

00:06:57 TUBS, YOUR FOLKS SEEMED NOT TO CARE MUCH EITHER WAY. ALMOST SURPRISED THEY HAD A KID.

00:07:40 ROGER.

00:08:54 YOU BOYS SURE YOU DON'T WANT SOME ROSIE? NO. NO, THANKS.

00:09:37 I THOUGHT YOU WERE DRAWING ME.

00:10:22 OH.

00:10:57 WHAT YOU NEED IS A RITE OF PASSAGE.

00:11:52 GOOD LORD. WE HAVE TO STOP HIM.

00:12:47 UH, I'M NOT COMPARING DADS.

00:14:21 DAD, THAT'S NOT A RIVER. THAT'S A HIGHWAY.

00:15:02 I AM SO FRIGHTENED.

00:16:23 I CAN'T... HOLD IT!

00:17:18 I GUESS SHE IS THE PRETTIEST ONE IN THE HOUSE.

00:18:06 PERFECT. I THINK I GOT ENOUGH.

00:18:48 WE JUST COULDN'T EAT IT THERE. YOU BOYS CAN'T DO THIS.

00:19:46 - WAIT! - FRANK, THAT FAT CHILD HAS AN OPINION.

00:21:46 BYE. HAVE A BEAUTIFUL TIME.