American Dad! — S03E17 — I Can't Stan You
2007 · 22 MIN · IMDB 7.5 · 526 VOTES · DIR. Pam Cooke
Overview
When Stan brings home CIA equipment designed to eavesdrop on conversations, he finds out that his neighbors don't think too highly of him. In retaliation, Stan has the entire neighborhood evicted so that he can live free of any criticism. However, when an unexpected friend comes to his rescue, he realizes that gossip is a two-way street.
Dialogue Timeline — 355 lines
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00:00:34 ATTENTION, EVERYONE. WE ARE OPENING OUR OFFICES...
00:01:21 AND A MACHINE THAT TURNS WATER INTO COCAINE.
00:02:06 NOW, THE STRESS OF THIS INCIDENT HAS GIVEN ME WALKING NIGHTMARES,
00:03:00 THEY LOVE ME! I'LL STOP BY AND MAKE THEIR WEEK.
00:03:48 THERE, I'VE DONE IT. I'M AN OLD MAN, AND I'VE SAID A CRAZY THING.
00:04:32 MR. HALLWORTHY, I HAVE TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH.
00:05:25 OH, ARE PEOPLE HEADING HOME ALREADY? FRAID SO, BOB.
00:06:08 STAN, MAYBE IT'S NOT RIGHT TO LISTEN IN ON... SHH! I GOT THE MEMARIS.
00:07:02 MY GOD! EVERYBODY HATES ME!
00:07:50 EXACTLY.
00:08:56 JOHNNY! BAM!
00:09:47 I THINK YOU DID IT. I KNOW I DID IT!
00:10:29 ATTENTION, NEIGHBORS. AN IMPORTANT PART OF ANY RELATIONSHIP IS VULNERABILITY.
00:11:33 JOHNNY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DUDE!
00:12:30 CONGRESS IS LETTING THE C.I.A. SEIZE ANY PROPERTY THAT COULD HELP US IN THE WAR ON TERROR.
00:13:34 IN OTHER WORDS, THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
00:14:32 STEVE, GO PUT ON A TIE.
00:15:22 MY MOTHER KILLED HERSELF WHEN I WAS 12. TRACK FOUR.
00:16:09 I DO QUITE WELL, WHICH IS WHY I'M PREPARED...
00:17:06 OH, GOOD. CRITICIZE ME MORE. THAT WORKED WELL THE FIRST TIME.
00:18:19 RIBBIT! IT'S LIKE "OLÉ."
00:19:09 SO, THE FACE BECOMES THE BRAIN.
00:20:30 HE HAD FOOD ON HIS NECK. HOW LONG HAS THAT BEEN THERE?
00:21:47 BYE. HAVE A BEAUTIFUL TIME.
Cast & Characters
Seth MacFarlane
Stan Smith / Roger (voice)
Wendy Schaal
Francine Smith (voice)
Rachael MacFarlane
Hayley Smith (voice)
Scott Grimes
Steve Smith (voice)
Dee Bradley Baker
Klaus (voice)
Paul Butcher
Johnny Collins (voice)
Ron Livingston
Bob Memari (voice)
Ann Magnuson
Lisa Collins (voice)
Miriam Margolyes
Margaret Hilda Thatcher (voice)
Megyn Price
Linda Memari (voice)
Mike Barker
Terry Bates (voice)
Becki Newton
Mrs. Hannigan (voice)
Fred Tatasciore
Secret Service Agent (voice)
Chris Diamantopoulos
Bjorn (voice)
Patrick Stewart
Avery Bullock (voice)
Mike Henry
Jackson (voice)
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed355
Dialogue density16.1 lines / min
First line00:00:34
Final line00:21:47
Production Record
DirectorPam Cooke
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes526
Factoids
Episode
American Dad!, season 3, episode 17: I Can't Stan You.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1433/season/3/episode/17
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